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[goddammitdonut]

Uh, this is Carl, I can't come to the, uh, the magic space phone right now? The fuck...

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[queen_anne_chonk]

OKAY.

[goddammitdonut]

Could you put glitter in jello?

[queen_anne_chonk]

GOOD IDEA.

[goddammitdonut]

I will try to make you an amount of jello appropriate.

[queen_anne_chonk]

THANKS CARL.

[goddammitdonut]

Let me know how that goes. I bet I could find something explosive with the same consistency as jello...

[queen_anne_chonk]

WE ARE ON A WOODEN BOAT. NO EXPLOSIVES.

[goddammitdonut]

For. You know. Future reference.

[queen_anne_chonk]

ARE THESE LIKE YOUR STICKY BOMBS?

[goddammitdonut]

I was thinking something else but maybe.

[queen_anne_chonk]

OKAY.

JUST WARN ME BEFORE YOU SET THEM OFF PLEASE.